This Is How You Sell A Car

"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck) 07/26/2018 at 18:37 • Filed to: None

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Read and learn folks. This guy knows what he' s selling.

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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 07/26/2018 at 18:57

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Now for a sad reality check... more women will be impressed with a FWD Mercedes B class as long as it has shiny black paint and heated leather seats.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 07/26/2018 at 19:00

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That ad is literary genius. 

Urambo Tauro > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 07/26/2018 at 19:06

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L O L !

Key words:
ls swap it 3.8 swap it racecar supercar racing not fast slow pos drive the wheels off it

Ok that’s pretty funny t o o , but seriously c ’ m o n dude don’t do this keyword spam crap. PLEASE

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 07/26/2018 at 19:08

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I don’t know why but I’ll never understand guys that keep their keys on their belt loops 

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/26/2018 at 19:36

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I did, for a very long time. But that was back when I was wearing jeans every day.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 07/26/2018 at 19:54

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He deserves all the monies he gets...plus 15%

Just Jeepin' > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 07/26/2018 at 20:00

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Look, if you’re going to put that much effort into it, don’t start with “off of you ( sic ) bucket list”.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Urambo Tauro 07/26/2018 at 20:40

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I want to know whos searching Craigslist for “pos”

MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 07/26/2018 at 22:49

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I’m envisioning writing something similar someday if I choose to sell my Jaguar. It’s a lso a MY  1985, but really more of a 60s car.

McMike > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/27/2018 at 05:58

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I do it fairly often AMA.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/27/2018 at 09:35

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Well I just did and this is what I got

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/27/2018 at 09:37

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Any car with a dog in the passenger seat will attract more women than a Ferrari (or supercar of your choice)

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 07/27/2018 at 10:27

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Though a Ferrari with a dog in the passenger seat could be a winning combo...

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/27/2018 at 10:35

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My Father’s only dating advice to me was this, and I quote “The two best things for meeting women are a Corvette and a puppy ideally in combination.”

He discovered this too late while dog sitting my mother’s cocker- spaniel puppy.

Urambo Tauro > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 07/27/2018 at 11:00

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Spelling is hard.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Urambo Tauro 07/27/2018 at 11:05

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No kidding. That S2000 ad was painful to read and given spell check exists I can only imagine they did it on a phone. Also lack of punctu ation correlates pretty well to lack of proper car mainte nance.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/27/2018 at 14:27

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Hasn’t been cool since at least the 90s, either.

Long-Voyager > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 07/27/2018 at 16:59

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That Roadmaster tho!

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Long-Voyager 07/30/2018 at 08:29

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My buddy just had his in the Concouse d’Lemons in Plymouth on Saturday . He uses it to tow his rally car